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Dear universe,

I’ve been kind of kicked when I’ve been down this week. Not sure if you’re to blame for it, or if  it’s just the way things worked out. But I must confess, your latest message has be a little confused.

Is this a “help me help you” type thing? A “don’t say I never do anything for you”? A sign saying “THIS IS A SIGN – DO IT”?

I know that somethings your messages are a little unclear or mixed. It’s okay, everyone’s communication skills could use a little work. Would it be too much to ask you to use some sky writing or a neon sign?

Am I tempting your friend fate to jump in here? Or your best pal Murphy who practices law?

Universe, can you please just say what you mean, and mean what you say?

KTHX, toast.

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